When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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autumndreamswithpumpkinspice:

Goodbye shorts; Hello sweaters

Goodbye iced coffee; Hello Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Goodbye swimming; Hello crisp morning walks

Goodbye camping; Hello fireplaces

Goodbye sunflowers; Hello crunchy leaves

Goodbye flip flops; Hello boots

Goodbye August; Hello September

Goodbye Summer; Hello Autumn

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tat3rtats:

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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reminds me of the time my aunt read this travel journal i was keeping and got really mad at me and told my parents i was heavily drinking and other shit, for calling her out on her bullshit IN MY OWN, PERSONAL JOURNAL

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Is your dick hard?

Anonymous

20daysofjune:

no but life is